Okay..  I blew up one Michigan fan today for his crying about Michigan Football.

But this guy..   now this is funny.   I'm only going to give you a short taste..  you'll have to head on over to get the rest..  trust me, its worth it !

[Jazzy music, flashing lights, it's 3 AM and you're on that station that simply says "paid advertising."  The announcer comes on the air.  He is shouting enthusiastically.]

Tired?  Unhappy?  Dreaming of a time when it was your birthright to go 8-4 for the right to play an underrated SEC team in Central Florida?  Do you wish that there was something, anything, to get you out of your funk?

Well, my name is Beauford Bixel, and I'm here to tell you to cheer up!  There's a game to be played this weekend, and it's against the Ohio State Buckeyes!  Sure, you may remember them from such pictures as this:

And this:

Please..  take a moment and jump on over to our friends at XXX and check out the rest of this very funny post.